4/9/2010 Smackdown

4/9/2010 Smackdown
-SHILLING! Is the first order of the eve, as today's merch is another dance video: Shawn Micheals: Strip Dancing FOR JESUS! Shawn Michaels shows you all his moves, to famous Christian Rock bands like- oh who are we kidding, there's no such thing as a famous Christian Rock band...

-R-TRUTH VS JIMMY WANG YANG
Typical 5-minuite spotfest that ends with Glen Jacobs making a run-in and chokeslamming them both. ***3/4

-Mr. McMahon is in the back, and has an announcement. Iron Sheik was not supposed to declare himself a Guest Host for any other guest show, and therefore is no longer allowed at any WWE event. Next week's Raw guest host will be another WWE legend, Bob Backlund.

-EDGE vs MIKE KNOX
Knox was getting token offense in most of this match, until Edge's preparation for a spear was stopped by Vickie Guerrero hitting him with his shoe while the ref was busy looking over Knox. Knox would get the pinfall and leave the ring with the ECW title while Vickie continued to shoesmack Edge. *3/4

-Ric Flair and Jake Roberts were backstage, calling Bret Hart a has-been and saying even with Iron Sheik out of War Games, they still have a plan.

-Cryme Tyme, meanwhile, were talking to kids backstage.

JTG: Okay kids, this time we're going to teach you alegebra.

Kid 1: What's algebra?

JTG: It's like math, but more complicated.

Shad: GEOGRAPHY IS EDUCATIONAL!

JTG: (Looks at Shad like WTF for a second) Now, here's an algebra question for you. If two buses leave their train stations at 8pm while five hundred miles away, with one train going 50 miles per hour with the other train going 75 miles per hour, around what hour will they collide into each other?

Kid 2: Why would they be on the same track?

JTG: Uh...

Kid 2: The Transit Authority would surely alert the trains and make sure a track switch happened preventing the wreck.

JTG: Well....

Kid 3: And if they were public transportation trains, which your question doesn't specify, there would be two different tracks to begin with depending on which direction in the line they were headed.

JTG: ...Class dismissed!

Kid 1: You're not a teacher!

Shad: GEOGRAPHY IS EDUCATIONAL!

Kid 2: What does THAT have to do with anything?!

Commercial break.

-When we come back, Michelle McCool is found knocked out in a pool of blood.

-IC Title Match: MR X vs DREW MCINTYRE (c)
McIntyre toys with Mr X before hitting him with a Future Shock in less than two minuites. -*

-CM PUNK AND LUKE GALLOWS vs HART DYNASTY
The SES members dominate the entire match, and it ends with CM Punk using his new finisher on Tyson Kidd: The Delphin Clutch. **3/4

-Vickie Guerrero is in the back with Chris Jericho, telling him to have good luck in his non-title match tonight. Jericho asks who his opponent is, to which Vickie replys "The Undertaker". Jericho goes white in the face, and Vickie says if Chris wins he'll get to taste some "Latina Heat". Jericho goes WHITER in the face.

-CHRIS JERICHO VS THE UNDERTAKER
Back and forth bout, where Jericho goes to get the title belt to use it on the Deadman, but Stephanie McMahon trips him up to stop it. Jericho gets up and misses a belt swing on Steph, and Taker taps his shoulder... Jericho turns around and gets Tombstoned for the win. Afterwards Vickie Guerrero jumps on Stephanie McMahon and they have another catfight. ***1/4

Overall Show: 74%
Highlight: Jericho/Taker 89%
Lowlight: McIntyre/Mr X 45%
We got a 4.93 rating for 'SmackDown'!
The attendance level was 8022 people.
We made $320880 from ticket sales.