4/19/10 RAW IS SNUKA!

4/19/10 Raw
Guest Host: Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka

-We open with a montage (MONTAAAAAAAAAAGE) of the top stars of the promotion to hype Extreme Rules, ending with a shot of the War Games cage.

-Santa Monica Sheamus would be in the back with Gene Oaklerlund.

SMS: "Let me tell you somethin' Mean Gene, tonight the Sheamuster has to face off against that no-good stinkin' giant Great Khali, dude. Nobody can slam him, brother, but I know my little Sheamusamaniacs are on my side brother, and when I'm done with Great Khali, dude, I'm going right for the belt. WHATCHA GONNA DO GLEN JACOBS? WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN SHEAMUSAMANIA RUNS ALL OVER YOU?!

-GREAT KHALI vs SANTA MONICA SHEAMUS
This match was an utter trainwreck, and was ended rather hurriedly when Sheamus booted Khali and then hit the Atomic Leg Drop for a three count. -*

-Then, they announced the arrival of Jimmy Snuka. His music played, and he walked around the ring, doing his handsign with both hands the entire way, before heading backstage.

No, really. That's ALL HE DID.

-WWE UNIFIED TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: MVP and MARK HENRY vs KUNG FU NAKI and BRIAN DANIEL-SAN
By the numbers face vs face tag match... until Mark Henry inexplicably dropped off the apron and walked away, leaving MVP open to a Russian Leg Sweep from Daniel-san. Before Henry could get to the top of the ramp, though, Randy Orton, also with no explanation whatsoever, ran to Henry and gave him an ROFL, before saying: "lol I fite fur justis and all wrasslerkind..." **1/4

-Bret Hart was out next, and declared that the fifth man for his War Games team would be Jimmy Snuka. Ric Flair would rush down the ring while Bret was talking about their war of words, and Hart would get hit with a steel chair, and do a blade job as we went to commercial.

-JOHN CENA vs MR X
Attitude Adjustment, 1 2 3. Cena celebrated for a moment, then yelled "MY TOSTADAS ARE BURNING!" then rushes out to the back. DUD.

-Tyson Kidd is in the ring, and Jimmy Snuka would come out again, hand him the ECW title, and walk out while doing the hand signs. Apparently Tyson Kidd is the new ECW champion.

-Shawn Micheals and Glen Jacobs sign the contract for their All Or Nothing ladder match at Extreme Rules. Shawn signs first, then after Glen does, Shawn hits Sweet Chin Music, then 'pins' him. Why, nobody knows, as the upcoming match is a ladder match...

-Goldust is walking backstage starting at 10:20....

-And at 10:55, GOLDUST VS JACK SWAGGER
Short but sweet five minuite match with Goldust starting strong, Jack getting the momentum, but falling victim to the Golden Globes for the three count. Goldust then asks "WHO'S.... (deep breath, self grope)....NEXXXXXXXXXXXXT?" *3/4

SHOW RATING: 64%
Highlight: Contract Signing for Extreme Rules 89%
Lowlight: John Cena vs Mr X 44%
We got a 6.85 rating for 'Raw'!
The attendance level was 8013 people.
We made $320520 from ticket sales.