4/15/2010 Superstars

4/15/2010 Superstars

-The show stars with more shilling! Today's merch: R-Truth's 2011 Motivational Phrase Of The Day Calendar! 365 thought-provoking messages.... For example, Jan 12: "What's up?!". Or May 18th: "What's up?!" And who will ever forget November 24th: "What's up?!". Be as creative and exciting as Ron Killings' gimmick today!

-CARLITO vs R-TRUTH
R-Truth gives us some more previews of his calendar before the match begins, and it's a typical back-and-forth battle between these two that ends with Carlito hitting R-Truth with an apple. Not spitting, mind you, he threw it at his head and R-Truth fell down unconsious, and was taken to the back on a stretcher. **1/4

Commercial Break

-BIG SHOW vs MR X
The two locked up for about five minuites. Show shoves him into the ropes, knockout punch, over. -*

-Ted DiBiase would confront Cody Rhodes, and offer him... *closeup* ONE MILLION DOLLARS to injure his father Dusty Rhodes before Extreme Rules so Ted can, and I quote, "Beat the Spread". Cody refuses and Ted starts to attack him, until RANDY ORTON rushes in. Orton yells "LOL SUPRIZE FACE TURN!" and hits him with a cutter, then says "Iz in ur cheep shots, doin mah ROFL". Instead of helping Cody up, he walks away, passing by Vince McMahon and saying "Oh hai I upgraded ur ratingz, kthnxbai."

-Now we go to Monday Night Raw, where Glen Jacobs chokeslammed Sheamus over the ropes landing headfirst. Gene Okerlund is in the ring.

Gene: Ladies and gentlemen as you just saw on Raw Glen Jacobs manhandled Sheamus. I have been told that Sheamus severed a severe concussion and will never again return to the ring. Our thoughts a-

Gene is cut off by the sounds of "Real American" as Sheamus comes out, wearing yellow tights and a yellow "SHEAMUS RULES" T-Shirt, going into the ring and taking a mic.

Sheamus: Let me tell ya somethin' Mean Gene, I admit I took a nasty fall brother, but Santa Monica Sheamus is in fact at one hundred percent dude. And I know Shawn Micheals is going to have his match against Glen Jacobs, brother, but Glen, brother, you better think twice about winning dude, because I'm going to eat my prayers, drink my vitamins and say my milk until April 26th, because if Glen Jacobs wins at Extreme Rules brother, I'm calling him out. WHATCHA GONNA DO GLEN? WHATCHA GONNA DO, WHEN SHEAMUSAMANIA RUNS ALL OVER YOU?!

-BATISTA VS JIMMY WANG YANG
Glorified squash as Batista gives Jimmy almost zero offense for ten minuites straight before hitting the bomb for the three count. Afterwards Matt Striker, for no apparent reason, runs into the ring and starts laying in to Batista, who gives him a spinebuster and a bomb as well. Then, Batista grabbed a basketball from under the ring and started dribbling it. **

OVERALL SHOW: 72%
Highlight: R-Truth's Calendar 92%
Lowlight: Big Show vs Mr X 48%
We got a 2.67 rating for 'WWE Superstars'!
The attendance level was 8002 people.
We made $320080 from ticket sales.