4/22/10 Superstars

4/22/10 Superstars
-The show opened again with Extreme Rules hype, including recaps of Glen Jacobs' feud with Shawn Micheals.

-Mark Henry was in the back, dressed in an Armani suit, his hair bleached, earrings, and pink sunglasses.

Henry: "Montel, doll, I know you're upset about me breaking up our little duo, but Metrosexual Chocolate just couldn't stand being with you... I mean, just look at your HAIR! You don't even use head and shoulders. Oh, and that '305' gold chain? So totally tacky. After tonight though, and my manicure of course, WWE is going to get a makeover, sweetheart."

-MVP vs METROSEXUAL CHOCOLATE
Henry came out to a remix of his old "Sexual Chocolate" theme. MVP was in control at first but the strength of Metrosexual Chocolate was overwhelming, and he fell to the "World's Most FABULOUS Slam" for the three count. **

-CHRIS MASTERS and ZACK RYDER vs DOLPH ZIGGLER and EZEKIEL JACKSON
Pretty much a match to give these guys TV time, as before the match got into second gear Glen Jacobs hit the ring and cleaned house. *1/4

-Santa Monica Sheamus was in the back watching Jacobs

Sheamus: "Let me tell you something Mean Gene, to see Glen Jacobs attacking people like that makes my blood boil brother. But after Extreme Rules dude, I'm going to take the title from him brother. Until then I got to worry about that no-good Ruskie Nikolai Volkoff dude. WHATCHA GONNA DO VOLKOFF? WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN SANTA MONICA SHEAMUS RUNS OVER YOU?!"

-SANTA MONICA SHEAMUS vs VLADIMIR KOZLOV
Pretty much all Sheamus, who blocked a battering ram with a big boot and followed up with a leg drop for the win. Afterwards he spent the last 30 minuites of the show flexing. *1/4

Overall Show: 71%
Highlight: Extreme Rules hypejob 95%(!)
Lowlight: Sheamus/Kozlov 61%
We got a 2.76 rating for 'WWE Superstars'!
The attendance level was 8026 people.
We made $321040 from ticket sales.