4/13/10 NXT

4/13/10 NXT
-It's shillin' time again! Today's product is John Cena: Totally Gangsta. Showing what a true ghetto boy he is in the only way possible: With home movies of his life in a rural Massachusetts town with an average household income of over $100,000 and almost 99% of the population being white. Because you're not truly a thug if you don't cook hot dogs with your family while wearing that sweater Grandma gave you for your birthday. Special edition features John Cena playing with his pet poodles.

-DARREN YOUNG vs CM PUNK
CM Punk dominated in this five-minuite encounter, finishing off Darren with a Roaring Elbow, a Tiger Suplex followed by his dreaded Delphin Clutch. Micheal Cole calls it a "Dolphin Clutch" but Striker corrects him, and Cole calls Striker a loser. Striker retorts with "At least I didn't get raped by a German reading poetry". To which Cole answers "It wasn't rape!" *3/4

-Ric Flair and Jimmy Hart were backstage gloating about RAW, and how War Games was in the bag. Bret Hart and Dusty Rhodes would then rush to them and the four would start brawling until seperated by the staff (Ironically, Arn Anderson is holding back Flair, but nobody mentions this). Flair then warns Bret "NUMBER FIVE OF TEAM FLAIR IS ALREADY HERE, WHOOOO!"

-BRIAN DANIEL-SAN AND KUNG FU NAKI vs KOFI KINGSTON AND YOSHI TATSU
Excellent and exciting back and forth battle, ending when Kofi misses Trouble in Paradise and gets caught by a Russian Legsweep. ShowMiz try to interfere but are frozen in their tracks at the sight of Daniel-san and Kung Fu Naki doing crane poses. **

-Bret Hart shakes hands with Dusty and tells him they'll talk about their last teammate later. Once Bret is alone, Macho Man Randy Savage bursts out of a broom closet and attacks Bret Hart! Savage turns to the camera, mophead over his bandana, and says "OOOOOOOOOOH YEEEEEEEAH! Macho Man is here to snap into War Games, dig it!"

-MICHEAL TARVAR AND DAVID OTUNGA vs JUSTIN GABRIEL AND HEATH SLATER vs SKIP SHEFFIELD AND WADE BARRETT vs ALEX AND JOSH MARTIN- ELIMINATION RULES
The winning team will get a "Mystery Surprise" next week, so a lot was on the line. Tarver/Otunga is the first elimination after Wade Barrett hits his samoan slam on Tarver. However right after Heath Slater would hit a moonsault on him for the three count, leaving Gabriel/Slater and the Martin Brothers. A high-flying climax would lead to Miz tripping Slater allowing Alex and Josh to hit their double flying elbow drop on Gabriel to take the mystery prize. **

OVERALL SHOW: 69% (SIXTY-NINE, DUUUUDES!)
Highlight: Cena's DVD 90%
Lowlight: Clusterfuck tag team match 65%
We got a 2.63 rating for 'NXT'!
The attendance level was 8037 people.
We made $321480 from ticket sales.