4/8/2010 Superstars

4/8/2010 Superstars
-As usual, the show starts with SHILLING! Today's item: Batista's instructional dance video! Learn how to do erratic cabbage patching while walking in a pit of anger! Remember though you have to walk alone.

-CODY RHODES VS SHEAMUS: Sheamus misses a punch and gets school boy'd for a three count. Afterwards Dusty Rhodes comes down to the ring and hits Sheamus with a Bionic Elbow, while Superstars announcer Jim Ross praises the Rhodes for their heroic bravery. **

-Backstage Bret Hart is walking around when Ric Flair confronts him. Hart starts to take off his jacket when out of the janitor's closet comes Tony Atlas and Jake Roberts, who beat the Hitman down. Flair stomps on Hitman too for good measure, while Flair tells him that at War Games The Man is going to reign supreme, WOOOOO!

Commercial Break

-MATT HARDY VS DOLPH ZIGGLER: Standard back and forth match until Glen Jacobs hits the ring, chokeslamming them both, then Chokeslamming Matt Hardy over the ropes to the floor. ***1/2

-TO THE BACK! Again, as Vickie Guerrero is yelling at Chris Jericho to make Teddy Long change the match at Extreme Rules (despite the fact that Vickie is the authority figure, not Chris). Stephanie McMahon then charges at Vickie and the two get into a catfight, with Jericho completely dumbfounded.

-GREAT KHALI VS MR X
Mr X has an intro to Ted Nugent's "Stranglehold", with TED NUGENT PLAYING LIVE, and pyrotechnics and women dancing, complete with a laser light show. He then immediately gets hit with a Punjabi Plunge. -*.

Overall Show: 68%
Highlight: Batista shilling his dance video 88%
Lowlight: Khali/Mr X 38%
We got a 2.82 rating for 'WWE Superstars'!
The attendance level was 8011 people.
We made $320440 from ticket sales.