4/2/2010 Smackdown

4/2/2010 Edition of Smackdown

-Once again we start with the main eventers shilling. Today's product: John Cena's newest CD, a co-production with Randy Savage called "Be a Mantaur". Sure to sell in the dozens!

-Edge would be in the ring next, berating Vickie Guerrero for interfering his match with Chris Jericho, saying he plans to spear a pig in the very near future.

-Vladimir Koslov vs. Rey Mysterio: Despite losing his mask at Wrestlemania, Rey Mysterio was wearing it again in this match, and no mention of the Wrestlemania match was made. Typical Rey vs Big Guy match with the 619 leading to a springboard splash for a three count. After the match CM Punk ran in, then for no apparent reason picked up Koslov and hit him with Go 2 Sleep. *1/4

-Afterwards, Punk kicks Mysterio in the gut and then puts him in Go 2 Sleep, but Rey Mysterio immediately gets back up from it. Punk immediately flips out and leaves the ring.

-Bret Hart is seen entering the arena.

-WWE INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE MATCH: Batista vs Drew McIntyre (c): Batista entered the ring dribbling a basketball for no apparent reason. Batista got most of the offense in the match with Drew only occasionally getting a move in. While the referee is down, Mike Knox hits Drew McIntyre with a chair. Batista hits the bomb and pins Drew, we have a new ch- wait, no, a second referee reverses the decision and calls it a DQ! Batista snaps and bombs Mike Knox. *1/2

-Cryme Tyme is with a handful of children.

JTG: "Listen kids, we stole Max' Kansas City. To get it back, you're going to have to answer questions about geography. Okay?"

Kid 1: "Why?"

Shad: "GEOGRAPHY IS EDUCATIONAL!"

JTG: "First question, where IS Max' Kansas City?"

Kid 2: "Why are you asking us? YOU stole it!"

JTG: "But you have to know where we stole it from to get it from us."

Kid 1: "That doesn't make any sense. Plus, how did you even steal a building?"

JTG: "...Forklifts. Anyways, kids, come on, this is our community service. You don't want us to go to jail do you?"

Kid 3: "Yes we do"

JTG facepalms as this pointless segment ends.

-After a commercial break, we see CM Punk laid out backstage, with EMTs picking him up and putting him on a stretcher.

-WWE Unified Tag Team Titles: Brian Daniel-san and Kung Fu Naki vs ShoMiz(c)
ShoMiz are said to have specifically made this challenge. Show and Miz completely dominate Funaki the entire match, then, Funaki tags in Daniel-san, then Daniel-san hits Show with the Russian Leg Sweep. One, two, three. Kung Fu Naki and Daniel-san celebrate by doing crane poses, then a pair of unknowns (Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin) rush in from the ramp and attack them. Miz gets on the mic and says he asked Vince McMahon if he and Show could bring in two new rookies to NXT and Vince McMahon allowed it, and introduces them as Alex and Josh Martin. *3/4

-Bret Hart is still walking backstage, when out of a broom closet comes Ric Flair! Ric clubs him from behind with a lead pipe, then mounts and punches him until officials break it up. Flair then gives a "WHOOO!" before being dragged away.

-WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH: Triple H vs Chris Jericho(c): Absolutely no explanation was given as to why this match was taking place, but it was a very good match, with Jericho and Triple H giving a PPV-worthy performance for 30 minuites. Then, Edge would rush into the ring and spear Triple H, turn around and spearing Jericho too. Triple H would get up and, despite being cost the heavyweight title, would help Edge beat up Jericho., ****1/4

Overall Show: 80%
High Spot: Ric Flair attacks Bret Hart 98%
Low Point: Drew McIntyre vs Batista 66%
Rating: 4.98
Attendance: 8003
Tickets: $320120