4/1/2010 Superstars

4/1/2010 Superstars

-Once again the main eventers were shilling their merch. CM Punk was shilling his new DVD: How to be Straight Edge by CM Punk. A 90 minuite instructional video showing how to live a pure and sober lifestyle, including handy steps such as "Do a sloppy version of a top puro star's finisher", "Listen to craptastic emo music like AFI" and "Put an X on everything you own with magic marker, including your pets"

-STRAIGHT EDGE SOCIETY VS HART DYNASTY (mixed 6-person tag)
The SES came out wearing Rey Mysterio masks with an X on the foreheads. Natalya Neidhart, for no apparent reason, responded by wearing an LA Park hood, and doing the LA Park Shuffle before the match. A typical WWE-style mixed tag that ended when the referee suddenly forgot the men vs men women vs women only rule and CM Punk tagged in while Natalya was in the Tree of Woe, baseball slide kicked into her and hit Go 2 Sleep for a three count. *3/4

-SHEAMUS VS HORNSWOGGLE
The entire match: Hornswoggle does a dropkick to Sheamus' leg, making him flip onto his back. Hornswoggle then hit the Tadpole Splash for a three count. 3/4*

Commercial break. Next RAW Guest Host: THE IRON SHEIK!

-NON TITLE CHAMPION VS CHAMPION: Chris Jericho vs John Cena
Back and forth battle with Jericho carrying Cena. Cena hit the Attitude Adjustment and went for the STF, but Jericho put his boot on Cena to shove him off, hit him with a Codebreaker, went for the Walls but Cena escaped that too. Cena then put Jericho in another Attitude Adjustment, but Kane jumped the barricade, wearing street clothes and carrying his MITB breifcase. He clubbed Cena in the back of the head with it, then grabbed Jericho and chokeslammed him. He then grabbed Cena and chokeslammed him too before getting a mic. **3/4

-He tells everyone that while he is no longer under WWE contract, he still has his guaranteed title shot. He also adds that he is no longer to be called Kane, as that was "my WWE name", but to refer to him by his real name, Glen Jacobs. He looked to Jericho, mounted him then went to hand his breifcase over... then yelled "APRIL FOOL" and mounted Cena before giving the breifcase to an official.

-WWE TITLE MATCH: GLEN JACOBS VS JOHN CENA(c)
Glen was already on top of Cena, and the ref counted one two three. ***

Overall Show: 78%
High Spot: Cena vs Jericho (88%)
Low Spot: Sheamus vs Hornswoggle (68%)
Rating: 2.82
Attendance: 7540
Ticket Sales: $301600